Where You Are, My Life's There

Jun Chuan's New Profile Photo (Tap On The Link To See The Photo) OMG! What is happening to my life right now? I borrowed Xiang Xiang's iPhone 5 and started scrolling through his Facebook account. Then, suddenly, I got this very idiotic idea to search for my crush, Chan Jun Chuan's account. Now that I actually searched for it, I regret it so, so much! At first, I'd expected not to see any changes since the last time I checked, JC hadn't logged in to his Facebook since he was 8 years old. But guess what? I was SO wrong about it.  When the page had loaded, I swear I could've woken an apartment of sleeping people with my continues screaming. He'd changed his profile pic to the one above. At first I thought, hey, did Ryan (JC) take Yan Qi's Go Go Wonderful Dog? But the sad thing was that I realised that it was actually his own, which somehow managed to freak me out even more. Then Xiang Xiang asked me, “Hey McD, whatcha yellin' 'bout?”...

As I settled for lunch, Henry sat beside me. I love him, I really do, but I didn't expect him to be so sudden. Don't get me wrong, this gesture doesn't mean anything at all. He's my cousin, I shouldn't fall for him like this. It just so wrong. We were having curry prawn noodles. I was smudged between Henry and Xiang Xiang, far away from my siblings. That's when Xiang Xiang piped up, “Eh, MacDonald (my nickname), you cannot eat using chopsticks meh?” “Of course I can! What do you think?” I stood up to get a pair of chopsticks to prove Xiang Xiang wrong, but my damn brother beat me to it. “Oh, no more already leh!” I said using epic Manglish. I sat back down and Ama, my grandma came into the dining room from the kitchen.  I was about to pick up my cutlery when Henry said, “Ama, Magdalene要筷子! (Ama, Magdalene wants chopsticks!)” I stopped dead in my tracks and looked at him. He just smiled like an evil phsyco. JK, I can't bear to talk about my favou...